i. Media darlings; who, us?
ii. 14 pints & a party invite; it’s not even lunchtime yet!
iii. Lost in Brixton
iv. Day trippers
v. Another party, another girl
vi. Europe beware, StuHefner is here!
vii. Strip clubs, bars & animal sex
viii. Leaving Dodge, and don’t spare the horses!
ix. The mad Italian
x. Pirates on the high seas
xi. Let’s go camping
xii. Simon’s story
xiii. There’s no such thing as a free lunch
xiv. The original House Party
xv. Peanuts from the sky
xvi. All boats lead to Rome
04 – StuHefner’s Roman Holiday
xvii. Back on the A-List
xiii. Any colour you want; as long as it’s Gucci
xix. Ssshhh!! Secret squirrel
xx. StuHefner Olympic contender
xxi. TheHef’s midsummer nights dream
xxii. Pyramus & Thisbee come on down
xxiii. Two coins in a fountain
xxiv. Livin’ la dolce vita
xxv. Half a day to detox
xxvi. Home is really a hole in the ground
xxvii. Keeping it in the family
xxiii. TheHef’s guide to faux pas management made easy
06 – Putting Holes In Swiss Cheese
xxix. Tarred, feathered & run out of town
xxx. A glacier runs through it
xxxi. Fear & loathing in Locarno
xxxii. She’ll be coming on the mountain when she comes
xxxiii. A bird in the hand is worth two in the forest
xxxiv. Two Indians, no arrows & a cocktail bar
xxxv. V.P.L.
xxxvi. A short history lesson followed by a geography lesson
xxxvii. Believe It Or Not
xxxviii. Tom’s story
xxxix. Amnesty International calls TheHef
xl. A Visa? But I already have a Mastercard
xli. Plan B? What about Plan C?
08 – Budapest, Queen Of The Danube
xlii. Brad to the rescue
xliii. Needles in a haystack
xliv. Bruce Springsteen’s bodyguard
xlv. Three cities united – a short History lesson
xlvi. Meet Mr. Robot
xlvii. The United Nations of Drinking
xlviii. International rules for beverage consumption
xlix. Zoltan is K.G.B.
l. Arrested in translation
09 – Vienna; A Zipp & The Great Divide
li. When in Vienna
lii. Ouzo & Tequila; the Devil’s spawn
liii. A shooting at The Opera
liv. Great Divide fills a small space
lv. Not the mechanic my Father was
lvi. You gotta spend it to make it!
lvii. TheHef’s 6ix
11 – Vienna, A Haircut & A Real Job
lviii. The Polish murder restaurant
lix. Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
lx. A cunning plan M’Lord
lxi. StuHefner & the Aryan
lxii. The Chad is great!
lxiii. But I am only going one way, Officer
lxiv. Lost in the Bermuda Triangle
lxv. Swedish meatballs
lxvi. StuHefner back in court
lxvii. A strawberry white wine
lxviii. The Trainee
lxix. Not quite Paris; an Hilton just the same
lxx. Lost
lxxi. Party at Hanging Rock
13 – The Transylvanian Undertakers Daughter
lxxii. Very Lost
lxxiii. Bucharest / Romania
lxxiv. Sofia / Bulgaria
lxxv. Belgrade / Serbia
lxxvi. Transylvania
lxxvii. StuHefner - Urban Legend
lxxviii. Zagreb / Croatia
lxxix. Ljubljana / Slovenia
14 – StuHefner, Merchant Of Venice
lxxx. Close but no cigar
lxxxi. Power of the pussy
lxxxii. Many islands searched, no Gilligan
lxxxiii. Venice, where Romeo met his Juliet
15 – The Princesses Of Monte Carlo
lxxxiv. Realm of the Gate Keeper
lxxxv. Nice is nice but Monte Carlo is the camel’s hump!
lxxxvi. The blagman cometh
lxxxvii. Monaco, all you need to know
lxxxviii. Bums on seats, heads on fences
lxxxix. The Bells Master, the Bells!!
xc. Art for arts sake
xci. Conspiracy theory
17 – Amsterdam, My Favourite Wasted Time
xcii. Lost in transit
xciii. Supersize us
xciv. Sheeba & the bagman
xcv. The Scots & the Bulldog
18 – Back In The U.S.S.R. U.K.
xcvi. A good behaviour bond
xcvii. It’s a small world
xcvii. The Hef Finds His Self
xcix. Field of Dreams
c. The after-death
ci. The Letter
20 –Sweden’s ‘Queen of the Ice’
cii. Close, still no cigar
ciii. The Hef comes in from the cold
civ. A country of contrasts
cv. She knows what I did last Summer
22 – Welcome To The Hotel California
cvi. You can check out any time you like
cvii. Such a lovely place
cviii. Another Tequila sunrise